Thursday, August 15, 2013

If You Love Someone

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS...

Pessimist :
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was
Optimist :
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
Don't worry, he will come back.
Suspicious :
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.
Impatient :
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he doesn't come back within some time,
forget him
Patient :
If you love someone, Set him free ...
If he doesn't come back,
continue to wait until he comes back ...
Playful :
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
*If he comes back, and if you love him still,
set him free again, repeat *
C++ Programmer :
if(you-love(m_she)) /* m name of boyfriend */
m_he.free()
if(m_he == NULL)
m_he = new C_he; :: dont get it!! ::
Animal-Rights Activist :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the
Second Amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom
Act clearly states that... :: still make me confuse ::
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he comes back,
I think we can charge him for re-installation fees ;
but tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
He'll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he loves you,
the probability of his coming back is high
If he doesn't,
your relation was improbable anyway
Schwarzenegger's Fans :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
HE'LL BE BACK!
Over Possessive Person :
If you love someone
don't set him free
HR Specialist :
If you love someone
set him free
by Offering him VSS and other benefits
Then outsource him.
MBA :
If you love someone
set him free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist :
If you love someone
set him free
If he comes back his super ego is dominant
If he doesn't come back his id is supreme
If he doesn't go, he must be crazy.
Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set him free
If he comes back it's a nightmare
If he doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP Functional Expert :
If you love someone
set him free
If he comes back, map him into your system
If he doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance Expert :
If you love someone
set him free
If he comes back,
it's time to look for fresh loans
If he doesn't,
write him off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set him free
If he comes back he has brand loyalty
If he doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.
PS. for Female, use "She" instead of "He" and "Her" instead of "Him"